Hello evribudi, I
left the country on Thursday night, I had to fly to Russia immediately after
work. I was at the opening ceremony in Moscow to watch Russia disgrace Saudi
Arabia in the presence of the Saudi Crown Prince, Russian President, Vlamidir
Putin and I. Oh, that opening ceremony was held on Thursday, well, whatever
joor! all na packaging.
The People of
Nigeria, I know you are trying to understand what is wrong with me, but it that
really necessary? My great country lost the opening match to Croatia after the
team’s captain promised “sai Baba
the trophy. Well, I hope he was talking about that beer sha ooooooo and not the
same one Germany lifted 4 years ago.
Wait a minute nao,
I said I am in Russia and you saw me in a gas station in Ikotun yesterday
evening getting fuel for the generator in our house. Okay, lemme confess, I
would have loved to travel to Russia but my pocket had other plans, wetin pesin
do go nao?
Moving swiftly on,
I am totally upset that we lost after we got everything right from the clothing
to the grand entry into the stadium apart from winning the first match! Well,
social media is at it again. You know Nigerians no dey carry last nao. The
pictures, short videos and animations are wonderful and well circulated. You
should also know that Oluwole is always first in the class of sharp guys abi? I
have collected some really funny pictures for your perusal. I hope they crack
up.

Oh, I did not mention
that Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo’s World cup performances at the
ongoing World cup would also be included. Well, this is Russia 2018, a lot of
unexpected things are bound to happen.

Please I need to go
now, my newly adopted country – Brazil is about to play their first match, but
in the meantime, which of these pictures crack you up the most. Please leave
your comments.

God Bless Us All

Olusanya, Oluwole
Sheriff

 


Oluwole Olusanya
Oluwole Olusanya is the Founder and Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of one of the fastest-growing lifestyle and entertainment website in the country. He is a banker, writer, blogger, public affairs analyst and a tax consultant. He anchors Trending Topics on SHEFFA where he shares his thoughts and opinions on trending issues. He is currently studying for a Master’s Degree in Business Administration at the University of South Wales, Wales, United Kingdom. He has diplomas in Banking and Finance, Investigative Journalism, Creative Writing, and Linguistics from Lagos State Polytechnic, Isolo, Lagos, University of Strathclyde, Glasgow, Scotland and The Open University, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.