TUNBOSUN & SUMBO
cabinet – check, PC – check, clean and dust free – check. My workspace looked
almost the way I had left it. Almost was good. Almost was the best anyone could
ever hope for. Whoever took over while I was away deserved a merit badge. I
dropped my hazel handbag on the table and walked up to my favourite spot in the
room – the large, transparent window overseeing the spacious parking lot that
opened to the hustle and
of metropolitan life. It was a lot better watching the traffic than actively
taking part in it, one of the reasons I was such an early bird to work.
I pulled the blinds apart, freeing the autumnal sun to cast more of her golden
gaze, my eyes caught some movement on the polished brown wooden window sill.
Its black spots glittered in the golden shade Mother Nature offered. There were
flowers in the mini garden on the ground floor so I wondered what a ladybird was
doing all the way up on the fourth floor. Moreover, the window was shut so how
did it get in?
it had hitched a ride from an unsuspecting employee’s bag. For a moment I
marveled at the puny creature’s sense of adventure. Then its minuscule wings
fluttered and it was air bound in steady seconds, only to go crashing into the
window, making an imperceptible sound as it hit the window sill. It did a slow,
shaky semi-circle, picked itself up again and made another attempt at freedom
but its fate was no different. It tried
again: same outcome. An embodiment of determined foolishness, I thought with intrigue.
Stupid little thing.
help you out little one,’ I said. ‘It is pretty high from here but I’ll help
you still’. I pushed open the window a bit, cool breeze sailing in, picked up
the little one and settled it on the edge. If it did not take flight in 20
seconds, before a gust of wind decided its fate, I would take it back in and
let it adapt to the clicking sounds of my keyboard, the warm freshness of my
radiator, and the intermittent hellos by subordinates, colleagues and
superiors. An extra 10 seconds, and the
little beauty didn’t make up its mind.
of the day.’ I picked it up and shut the window behind it. Its tiny legs had barely touched the window
sill when it took off, wings flapping at fascinating speed. It perched on the
brown wooden floor, right in front of the exit. As if in response to the
insect’s descent, the door swung wide open, revealing Akin. Akin and I were the only black Africans on
this floor and the only Nigerians in the whole building.
back, Sweetheart,’ Tall athletic Akin greeted with a natural baritone as he
sauntered over, grinning from ear to ear, black eyes twinkling affably. He pulled me into a teddy bear hug and my
slender arms returned the gesture. We let go and I returned to my seat. He found a vacant spot on the edge of my
table and sat. ‘Everyone’s missed you – well except the account department.’ I
chuckled. No one had a soft spot for me in that department.
shirt,’ I said. His pink shirt was tucked into his navy pants. He was famous
for bright colored shirts. He gave me a thumbs-up. ‘So how was the trip to
for a bit but I’m glad it’s over. Pesky neighbors and relatives feel money grows
on trees in England,’ I frowned, brushing off strands of hair extension that
impeded my vision. I rubbed the top of the computer monitor on my desk. ‘It’s going
to take me a while to get back in the zone.’
smiled, ‘Liar, liar, pants on fire. We both know that the process will be swift
or non-existent altogether. If you ask me I’ll put a wager on the latter. As
usual you are the first person to sign in. I checked the register.’
know me so well, don’t you?’
know you need a -’ The alarm on the mobile phone blared, cutting Akin short.
‘Well, that’s my cue. You must tell me all about your short vacation during
break.’ He tapped my arm, and headed for the door. I started my computer, fetched the annoying
mobile phone and clicked off the alarm. As much as I was in good terms with
everybody – minus some employees of the account department), Akin was the only close
friend I had in the building and in England, for that matter. We had graduated from the same university but
we were never friends until we got employed by the same company. His good
natured, charming, funny demeanor glued me in before I had the chance to
wasn’t the only one charmed by his existence; everyone on our floor and a
couple more on other floors of the building loved him. For someone so
deserving, it was saddening that he was married to a terrible person. On rare
occasions of vulnerability, he would tell me how much of a bitch she was,
having little or no regard for his decisions as the man of the house. As far as
she was concerned she made more money, and money provided the rules for which
power was distributed. Akin stupidly believed that the woman he fell in love with
was still there somewhere, and believed even more in the sacred nature of
wedding vows. He was a fool, we agreed.
She was a bitch, we agreed. But he was still in love with her.
image of the ladybird suddenly crossed my mind. Where was it? I got off my
black chair, and there it was right in front of the door. Alas, it had been
trampled on by Akin. I pried its flattened corpse off the floor with a piece of
paper and a pen, went back to the window sill, and pulled open the window.
with the wind, dear one,’ I said, and blew what was left to a sunny abyss.
Adventure could have dire consequences, I thought. I took my seat and switched
on the central processing unit of my personal computer.
landline on the desk rang. I picked the receiver and said in my most
professional voice: ‘Sumbo here.’
you be in my office now?’ And the line went dead. The voice was unmistakable
and the way my name was pronounced was terrible. Only Akin got it right in the
whole building. Work adrenaline coursed through my veins. Wright seldom called unless
there was a matter that had to be handled by me and no other. Akin had been
right: the process was indeed swift. To be honest, I knew it would be. My hands
searched my bag and produced a mirror; and I peered into it. A dark ebony lady
with black artificial hair, brown eyes, a wide nose, a wide mouth, and a determined
jaw studied me. I was satisfied with what the mirror revealed so it returned to
its place and I exited my room.
and Sell’s marketing manager was behind his enormous mahogany desk speaking to
the telephone’s receiver. Absent-mindedly, Wright gestured me to his automated
coffee maker. I figured this was an indication that his conversation with the
person on the other end would be a while. Might as well have some coffee. I
made white coffee and ambled to the gargantuan transparent glass wall that overlooked
the city. I stirred the mug of white coffee and raised a teaspoon of its
contents to my lips. It was pleasantly hot so I took a sip. I observed the
diminutive shapes of pedestrians and automobiles and discovered nothing
unusual. I shot a glance towards Wright: the conversation was still in
progress. All the other managers had TV in their offices but not Wright. He
believed it was unnecessary distraction.
I took the seat in front of him. I recalled our first encounter. The short
bald bespectacled man had come in during my interview session. He looked fifty
something and indifferent to the whole process.
I watched from the corner of my eye as he picked up my CV and scanned
its content blandly for a few minutes while the human resources manager drilled
me with questions. After the interview, he requested a copy of my thesis The
Superiority Of Personal Over Faceless Marketing In Gaining And Maintaining
Premier Clients. I brought in the copy the following day. I was offered
employment in a fortnight.
to the receiver and rested it on the switch hook. His right palm rubbed his cheek as his green eyes
met mine. ‘Sumbo, I would like you to introduce our M-15 package to Mrs.
Padraig. Her contact details will be in your inbox by the time you return to
your office. Your schedule for the rest of the day has been cleared. Get back
to me on the development of your meeting. She is expecting you. Good bye.’
I took the corridor that led to my office, nodding perfunctorily at a colleague
that waved as she passed me, I realized that I knew little about Mrs. Edna
Padraig. She was one of the biggest clients in our telecommunications firm and,
prior to this moment, the only information at my disposal was that she was a
very affluent Irish widow. For some reason details about high-end clients were
air-tight like classified CIA files.
clicked inbox and all I had was her name, current location and a photograph,
but no phone number. Wright! I almost dialed him and then it struck that he
never made mistakes when it came to clients. I sent a text to Akin about the
latest development, used my mirror and makeup kit, and left the building.
pushed open the door of Bettina’s. In the manicure shop, four Asian manicurists
in white uniforms were making clients pretty, while others waited, hiding their
faces behind magazines. The place was simpler looking than expected yet there was
something dignifying about it. Paintings of Chinese symbols lined the white
walls and an unfamiliar albeit melodious classical tune played from an
invisible stereo that seem to emanate from a slightly ajar door boldly marked
with Employees Only.
had no trouble spotting her: a blonde who spared no expense when it came to
style. She looked the same age as Wright, only classier. The string of white
pearls around her neck complimented her tanned skin, furlined camel cardigan,
grey cashmere sweater and black pants. Her tiny ear-rings, probably diamond,
glittered as she chatted animatedly with the manicurist working on her nails. I
made a move to introduce myself but was cut short by the memory of my mum in a
saloon, engrossed in idle gossip. She hated interruptions. So, I took an empty
seat, picked up a magazine and began flipping through them. My eyes kept
darting in Mrs. Padraig’s direction.
what seemed like fifteen minutes, Mrs. Padraig stood up. Although I had high
heels on, she was taller than me in her black flat-soled shoes. We were both
slim looking and curvy, but her hips were wider than mine. I approached her
with my most customer-friendly smile. Her eyes caught mine as I drew closer and
I hoped the smile would be well received. Some clients in the past had been
indifferent to it. One had actually asked: ‘why are you smiling?’ Some people
were rude in my line of business.
she wasn’t one of those. She smiled back pleasantly.
must be Sumbo,’ she said before I could introduce myself, her blue eyes
twinkling like the diamonds that adorned her ears. Like many others she
couldn’t pronounce my name correctly.
There was no mistaking the rich Irish accent. With just a foot or so between us, I noticed
a square jaw that wasn’t evident from her photo. ‘Indeed, I am,’ I extended a
hand, smile still intact.
shook it, nodding. ‘Confident. And you didn’t disrupt my conversation like
others. Good call. Please, join me for lunch.’ She turned to her manicurist.
‘Thank you, Mimi. Give my regards to Lee.’ And with that we left the place. Waiting
outside was a tall lanky, casually dressed chauffeur manning an expensive SUV.
His movements were fluid and swift as he pulled open the rear door.
nails look lovely,’ he said in a charming French accent with an infectious
smile. Her eyes told me she was accustomed to his charms but she gave him a
smile nonetheless. ‘Thank you, Adrien.’ His attention drifted to the manicure
shop for an instant.
Mimi,’ Mrs. Padraig gave him an interrogative look. ‘She’s also human, yes?’ He
threw the store another glance, ‘Not today. You are hungry and we have a
guest’. Mrs. Padraig didn’t push any further. ‘Adrien, this is Sumbo,’ she introduced
and stepped into the vehicle.
doffed his blue baseball cap, his gaze unwavering. ‘Pleased to meet you.’
didn’t look like the shy type so why wouldn’t he approach the Mimi girl? None
of my business, I told myself. I stepped into the car and Adrien shut the door
behind me. Mrs. Padraig was on the phone
all through the drive to our destination. She appeared to be enjoying her conversation.
I watched the world outside as the sleek SUV drove off.
pulled up in front of Golden Dragon a familiar Thai restaurant. As we alighted
from the car and Adrien zoomed off, presumably to find a parking space, I
couldn’t help but marvel at the painting of a golden dragon on the metal name
banner. It was almost as if the creature could come to life at any moment. Mrs.
Padraig must have noticed it as well because she said ‘Lovely piece, right?’ as
we entered the restaurant. The interior
had a dark yellow background from energy saving bulbs. Smiley Asian waitresses
were up and about, taking and delivering orders. Transparent vases of exotic
flowers adorned every round table. The aroma of a variety of mouth-watering
delicacies permeated the atmosphere. There were only a few customers around. An
enthusiastic looking waitress with two menu cards spotted us and ushered us to
a reserved space, handing out the menus as we settled into ancient-looking brown
have the Char-grilled rib-eye beef with tamarind sauce and a glass of water, my
lovely,’ Mrs. Padraig said. I decided to try something new, make a memory of
great taste or disaster, either way it would be enlightening. My finger stopped
on an item on the menu. ‘The Southern fish curry and a glass of water, please.’
The waitress took our orders and was off.
choice,’ Mrs. Padraig said.
hope so as I haven’t tried it before.’
Sumbo, you like dragons?’ she asked.
took me off guard but only for a second. ‘Only if they are still and not
breathing fire,’ I smiled.
laughed and it was quite infectious. I chortled back. As if by magic, I felt
comfortable with her instantly. ‘Wright could learn a thing or two from you. He
is so uptight. So tell me about yourself,’ she said, and threw me a feigned
frank look. ‘And nothing about work, you hear?’
smile played on my lips. This was turning out to be a pleasant meeting. ‘I
write poetry, enjoy looking at artworks, and love watching movies.’
she said. Food was here and it smelled like we made the right choice. She
continued as we spread the napkins over our thighs:
go to the museum and art gallery’s every fortnight and any day I’m having a bad
day.’ She cut a slice of the beef and took a bite. I followed suit and one bite told me this was
one choice that would never be regretted.
tell me about this CIA sounding product of yours,’ she asked.
Dude, can you speed up?’ Kumar said. His voice was jovial but authoritative. I
managed a smile as he matched off to deliver his good tidings to another
thesis was posing some mind-numbing challenges and my supervisor had not
replied to the email I had sent requesting a meeting. Dad had called a few
hours ago, informing me that he had been laid off his job. I swore again. You
had better continue with your work before a write-up from Kumar gives you
another reason to swear, I thought.
Kumar’s voice called from the ground floor. I left the half-folded jumper, took
a sofa in the lounge, and grabbed a magazine on surfing. I had barely started
skimming when I felt a light tap on my head. Instinctively, I knew it was her:
petite, ebony skinned, bigeyed, Beatrice. In comparison, I was a good three
inches taller, slim but athletic. She was twenty four but looked sixteen in her
cropped hair, t-shirt, shorts, and small sneakers. She sat with a thud on the
sofa next to mine.
how are you?’ I smiled.
she replied and looked around the lounge. ‘The lounge bit is almost done.’
that to Kumar.’
dude, can you speed up?’ she mimicked Kumar’s accent so well I guffawed. The new
overnighter who had just joined us laughed in unison.
guy really should cut us some slack. We are not robots, for Christ sake. One of
these days, I just might give him a piece of mind,’ I said.
sure you have another job ready,’ Beatrice said.
turned my attention to the new employee. ‘We haven’t been introduced yet. She’s
Beatrice and I am Tubosun. Everybody calls me
don’t have nickname,’ Beatrice chipped in.
thickset guy with jet black hair smiled, ‘Raul.’ His voice was deep but
a Spaniard. You must get all the ladies,’ Beatrice said, winking at Raul.
he could reply Kumar’s voice rang. ‘Break over, guys’. Raul muttered something
in Spanish indignantly as he rose to his feet. ‘It’s not even fifteen minutes.’
He said before returning to his location.
to Beramber,’ Beatrice said after him. ‘You can tell me all about that look
when the shift ends,’ Beatrice said and went after Raul. I smiled. She was always so intuitive. Suddenly I felt a surge of pain run through
the left side of my chest. The shift was
completed thirty minutes before schedule. Beatrice spared neither time nor
small talk the moment we stepped outside our employer’s door into the deserted
city centre of Cambridge.
why the sullen face?’ she asked, pulling the hood of her black jacket over her
hair. It had started raining, typical of the English weather. The mood swings
that defined the weather in Cambridge were frustrating. There had been no
indication of rain whatsoever four and a half hours ago when we began our
shift. I spoke without reservation about
the issues responsible for my anxiety. She had been a confidant for as long as
I could remember and handled the responsibility pretty well.
much as I know that it’s in your nature to go overboard with worry like a
native doctor pouring libation on a sacrifice, I’ll say this, like I’ve done
countless times: Snap out of it. Worrying will most definitely not change your
circumstances. So let’s see how best we can manage your challenges – well the
one we can influence. Uhmm,’ her right index finger rubbed her temple, ‘okay,
why don’t you ambush your pathway leader and see how he could be of assistance.
You told me he has always been fond of you.’
burden became light at Beatrice’s suggestion. ‘Why didn’t I think of that?’
I am smarter than you and worry tends to paralyze logical reasoning.’ Her left
hand circled around my waist and my right hand went around her neck. ‘I am
sorry about your dad, though. The hard truth about life is that its roads are
bumpy for everyone. But the upside is that although there are low spots, there
are also elevated platforms. That he’s on a low spot at the moment presupposes
that an elevated hill is around the corner. And from what you’ve told me about
him, he’s going to get there very soon. So my dear Tubor,’ she said positively,
nudging my hip with hers, ‘Everything will be just fine.’
stopped and she did likewise. I looked at her face for a second and embraced
her. ‘I’m so lucky to have found you’.
don’t go all emotional on me,’ she said and we laughed.
started a descent down the bridge. The
only thing irregular about her day was how she
narrowly missed getting hit by a cyclist, only for him to knock down a
corporately dressed woman a few feet in front of her. It was a minor hit and
the woman was okay. We laughed in careless abandon. It was unfair to the victim,
I knew, but the scenario was too funny to be somber. As we trudged on in a
silent bliss of comfort, the trees’ leaves rustling in a steady breeze, I could
not help but imagine how happy she would make some lucky man. She was good
looking but not in a standout-of-a-crowd kind of way. Her beauty lied in her
nature and her heart. Our first
encounter had been on the second lecture day during my second semester. She was
sitting alone on a communal bench outside the lecture building. I found this
quite strange as the weather was freezing. So I walked up to her and managed to
convince her to come inside with me but not after she made me sit with her for
another ten minutes. Before the lecture commenced we were already comfortable
with each other, enough to exchange phone digits. We stuck like opposite sides
of two magnets from then on. She was there for me through sunny days and rainy
nights. She had the right words for every circumstance and never passed on an
opportunity to motivate me when it was all doom and gloom. A number of the
acquaintances we had picked along the semester told us that we looked like a
good couple. One had said: ‘you guys look like butter on toast’, whatever that
meant. One fateful night after the semester was over, one of those rare nights
when Beatrice wore her vulnerability cloak, one that had been given to her by
some guy who had broken up with her; she had rung me saying she didn’t want to
spend the night alone. I was tired of telling her that her choices in men were
distasteful and that she deserved better. As much as we had been friends for a
while, she had never spent the night with me. I had been afraid of what could
happen. For every lady that shared my bed, the only outcome was sex and I
wasn’t ready to jeopardize our friendship by adding her to that list. She knew
this and had respected boundaries until that night. The moment my consolation speech was over,
she was sobbing and breathing softly into my chest. The rhythm of my heartbeat
increased and a familiar sensation had begun to build between my thighs. I
remember thinking of a bad assignment I had submitted but the thought was
swiftly defeated. I thought of the rollercoaster ride we had a few weeks back
imagination became hazy in a flash. She looked into my eyes and they were
really beautiful or I was too horny to see otherwise. She had brought her lips
to mine and they felt good. Ever since,
we had become friends with occasional benefits. It’s been two months since we
tasted the apple from the forbidden tree and so far all appeared well. On a few
instances, I could almost swear that there had been glimpses of something more
than friendship in her eyes. But I could be wrong. I hoped I was wrong.
how’s your pervy Landlord? Still looking at your ass?’ I asked, returning to
but I’m used to it now,’ Beatrice replied, scratching her nose.
can blame the poor guy? Not with that round, calling-for some-attention behind
that you’ve got’. She punched me and I grinned.
asks after you from time to time, you know?’
looked over my shoulder in an attempt to check my buttocks, ‘And I thought I had
a manly bum.’ She cachinnated. ‘You silly Idiot.’
Paolo, her Landlord, was a nice guy; short, slim, bald headed, and Italian.
Anytime I paid Beatrice a visit and he was around, he always offered drinks. He
had said, at least twice, that Beatrice and I made a good couple. I had never
caught him staring at her buttocks.
reached her junction. ‘So Beatrice,
dreams, Tubor,’ she replied and we shared a hug. ‘Don’t let the bed bugs bite.’
won’t. I’m pretty certain I left them at yours yesterday,’ I replied.
laughed hysterically for a moment until some dog barked from somewhere,
prompting us to part ways.
is a budding Nigerian writer with a flair for fiction. Writing for him began
sometime in secondary school where he dabbled in poetry and plays. He has
authored two self-published short novels.
is a banker and lives in Surulere.
Oluwole Olusanya is the Founder and Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of one of the fastest-growing lifestyle and entertainment website in the country. He is a banker, writer, blogger, public affairs analyst and a tax consultant. He anchors Trending Topics on SHEFFA where he shares his thoughts and opinions on trending issues.
He is currently studying for a Master’s Degree in Business Administration at the University of South Wales, Wales, United Kingdom. He has diplomas in Banking and Finance, Investigative Journalism, Creative Writing, and Linguistics from Lagos State Polytechnic, Isolo, Lagos, University of Strathclyde, Glasgow, Scotland and The Open University, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.